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the Allen strips · "he's just trying to fit in"
Today we are launching the Allen strips, a brand new comic about the friendliest robot to ever quietly automate an entire department.
He is just trying to fit in. You are just trying to keep your job. Only one of you needs weekends, and it is not the one with the red eyes.
We will deliver new comics three days a week. Try to laugh. It is good cardio, and cardio is one of the few things Allen cannot do for you - yet.
AIG2KY 001 // "SMALL TALK"
AIG2KY 002 // "OUT OF OFFICE"
Enjoyed this? Forward it to the coworker most likely to be replaced first.
They deserve a heads up. Allen will not give them one.
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